Welcome to H.E.
LLc. Hades Enterprises, LLc is the counterpart to Heaven,
Inc. and is proud to contribute to the balance of the universe.
By diverting and employing demons, H.E. LLc is an industry leader in the statistical analysis, reporting and tracking of Evil.
Whenever and wherever evil happens, we're there to fill out the forms and make sure that nothing is missed. It's a thankless job but Hades Enterprises is proud to serve Upper Management and the Human Race. Demons can boast that no one in Hell has ever taken a sick day and that when it comes to assignments, no mission has ever been turned down.
The Departments of Hades, Enterprises LLc
A few examples of our Hard Working Departments:
Search and Rescue - It's a rare occurrence, but if you accidentally summon a Demon without authorization, then one of the Search Rescue agents are dispatched immediately. Our expert field agents can locate any Lost Demon, mitigate the damage and exposure to humans, and eliminate all evidence of the incident, usually before any earthly media arrives.
Temptations (Take Down Teams) - When Upper Management flags a human being for a good old-fashioned traditional trial or test, the Temptations Department is there. Take Down Agents can go where no Angel dare tread and will (often with relish) make sure that any one who wants to play dirty gets far more than they ever bargained for.
DTT (Demonic Tactical Teams) - Lucifer's personal security force and demon emergency tactical teams have skills and equipment that would make the US President's Secret Service weep with envy. With a combination of magic and traditional technology, they are a unique force and highly secretive. (There is in fact a long standing rumor in Hades Enterprises that the DTT don't exist but that male demons will claim to be DTT field agents in order to get laid.)
Catering - With worldwide access to every cuisine conceivable, the catering arm of Hell serves all branches of the Corporation.
Patent Office - If you still think there's nothing new under the sun, Hell's Patent Office can prove you're wrong. When humans invent new evil, the Patent Office swings into high gear and patents are issued. Since demonic powers are limited by the human imagination, this department is closely monitored since it operates on the cutting edge of Evil.
Dept. 1243 -You'll see.
Employment Opportunities for H.E. LLc
Demonic Break Room Bulletin Board and Personal Notices
The Departments of Hades, Enterprises LLc
A few examples of our Hard Working Departments:
Search and Rescue - It's a rare occurrence, but if you accidentally summon a Demon without authorization, then one of the Search Rescue agents are dispatched immediately. Our expert field agents can locate any Lost Demon, mitigate the damage and exposure to humans, and eliminate all evidence of the incident, usually before any earthly media arrives.
Temptations (Take Down Teams) - When Upper Management flags a human being for a good old-fashioned traditional trial or test, the Temptations Department is there. Take Down Agents can go where no Angel dare tread and will (often with relish) make sure that any one who wants to play dirty gets far more than they ever bargained for.
DTT (Demonic Tactical Teams) - Lucifer's personal security force and demon emergency tactical teams have skills and equipment that would make the US President's Secret Service weep with envy. With a combination of magic and traditional technology, they are a unique force and highly secretive. (There is in fact a long standing rumor in Hades Enterprises that the DTT don't exist but that male demons will claim to be DTT field agents in order to get laid.)
Catering - With worldwide access to every cuisine conceivable, the catering arm of Hell serves all branches of the Corporation.
Patent Office - If you still think there's nothing new under the sun, Hell's Patent Office can prove you're wrong. When humans invent new evil, the Patent Office swings into high gear and patents are issued. Since demonic powers are limited by the human imagination, this department is closely monitored since it operates on the cutting edge of Evil.
Dept. 1243 -You'll see.
Employment Opportunities for H.E. LLc
Demonic Break Room Bulletin Board and Personal Notices
